" ride shotgun "

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1:  To ride in the front passenger seat. The phrase is a direct allusion to the armed guard who sat beside the stagecoach driver

  * e.g.,  ... Jon gets sick during long trips so he always prefers to ride shotgun 

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2:  To keep a watchful eye on something or someone

 [ "riding shotgun" ]

1: Sitting in the passenger's seat

 [ "riding shotgun" ]

1: Earning the right to ride in the front passenger seat of someone's car. This is also the direct opposite of "riding bitch," where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding whore). It is "shotgun"'s responsibility for controlling car temperature, changing radio stations, calling out landmarks, and flagging down hot girls.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve was riding shotgun because he won the coin flip in the mall. 

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2: Variations to "calling shotgun" can include paper/rock/scisors, coin flip, or being the first to yell "shotgun" when the driver pulls their car keys out of their pocket. Seniority rarely means anything when calling shotgun.

 [ "riding shotgun" ]

1: Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be. 

 [ "Riding shotgun" ]

1: When a woman climbs on top of a guy just before he blows it. Any variation of girl on top applies - cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... She was riding shotgun for all of 5 seconds before he filled her with a hot blast of dick sauce 

 [ "Riding Shotgun" ]

1: Where you hang out a window doing a drive-by

  * e.g.,  ... In Grand Theft Auto San Andreas you can be Riding Shotgun 

 [ "Riding Shotgun" ]

1: A sexual act in which one person sits on the face of another and is penetrated by nose (Anally or Vaginally).

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: “My nose is stuffy as hell!” 

 [ "Riding Shotgun" ]

1: To blow your brains out or contemplate the same.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm feeling a lot better. I'm no longer riding shotgun.